Welcome to Our World

We are the Flying Gophers

Welcome to the land of the flying gophers, where we fly into the night sky with our massive wings and night vision. If you wish to be welcomed into the order of the flying gophers then you must pass all the tests. These tests are very severe and they will peer into your soul and change your life forever. So take this as a warning because once you start the test you won't be able to stop. Now, below these words are links to the various places that will hold parts of the initiation. TAKE AT YOUR OWN RISK!


Round 1

Stare into her eyes without peeing your pants.

Don't freak out.

Congrats, you passed the first test, but there are still many more trials that you must overcome. These were the easy ones, and if you thought it was hard to do it then maybe this isn't for you. These next tests are to test how good you are at being serious, what I mean is is that we have to be a serious group sometimes and it takes a great amount of power to not smile or laugh. Now onto the next set of tests. Good Luck.


Round 2

Enjoy ;)

Note: this may not work so if it doesnt then you got a freebee.